About us

Christian Patin, Owner

Christian, is the embodiment of the modern tech-savvy family man. He knows the importance of balancing work, play, and family time, all while keeping his home on the cutting edge of technology. Christian's dedication to our mission goes hand in hand with his determination to show his wife that, yes, technology can simplify their lives in remarkable ways.  

Zach Purdy, Owner

Zach, shares the same love for technology and a commitment to family values. With a knack for finding creative solutions, he thrives on turning complex systems into user-friendly experiences. When he's not fine-tuning the latest smart home innovations, Zach enjoys unplugging and relaxing in some of the last places on earth that the AI overlords have yet to claim.

Penny, HR

Penny, our emotional support dog. 

Ted, Assistant to the Regional Manager

Ted has 7 dog years of experience in managing teams, from backyards to dog parks. Known for his ability to sniff out opportunities and keep meetings short—just long enough for a quick scratch—Ted fetches results with a paws-on style.

He specializes in barketing, inventory control, and boosting team morale with play breaks. When not overseeing operations, he’s focused on his next promotion—or a well-deserved nap.